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We Put the Fun in Funeral

[Verse 1]

Somber Sunday, Everyone was dressed in black

Tears were falling as the preacher led the pack

But my eyes weren’t on the dead

They were locked on you instead

The way your black dress squeezed your tempting stack

 

Your red lips whispered kill me through the veil

I mouthed the words back how ‘bout over there

Then you bit your lower lip

I swear that my heart skipped

You sniffled, sighed and said “I need some air”

 

[Pre-chorus]

By the stained glass window

Light cascades across your face

Don’t know what you are into

But now’s the time and place

oooh

 

[Chorus 1]

On the stone work

On the pews

Under tables

Breaking rules

In the shadows

By the door

Near the alter

On the floor

 

[Chorus 2]

We put the fun, fun, fun in funeral

Oh baby, everywhere was suitable

Those moans aren’t coming from the dead

Hell no, we don’t need a bed

We put the fun, fun, fun in funeral

 

[Verse 2]

Hands were wandering, thought we’d be caught in the act

Eyes were bawling, no one noticed that’s a fact

The preacher droned, the room still quiet

While you and me, we had a riot

Our bod's like ivy tangled on a graveyard plaque

 

Your red lips whispered harder in my ear

My breathing got so loud that they could hear

When you beared down with your hips

I swear I yelled out holy shit

The mourners gasped, we laughed and didn’t care

 

[Pre-chorus]

By the stained glass window

Light cascades across your face

Don’t know what you are into

But now’s the time and place

oooh

 

[Chorus 1]

On the stone work,

On the pews

Under tables

Breaking rules..

In the shadows

by the door

Near the alter

On the floor

 

[Chorus 1]

We put the fun, fun, fun in funeral

Oh baby, everywhere was suitable

Those moans aren’t coming from the dead

Hell no, we don’t need a bed

We put the fun, fun, fun in funeral

06/24/2025

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