[Verse 1]

I saw her first, In the back of the hearse

She stole my heart, For better or worse

Trapped in the rear, Cramped as hell

Her eyes met mine, Through that glassy vail

She tapped on the window, and tried to speak

But all that’s left of her tongue was some shredded meat

So she slobbered a kiss and I slobbered one back

But all I taste is window and it’s starting to crack

[Chorus]

From the Hearse She Kisses

Hearse She Kisses

She can’t be my missus

Cuz from the Hearse She Kisses

Hearse She Kisses

Hearse She Kisses

Keep on my britches

Cuz from the Hearse She Kisses

[Verse 2]

I pull the handle but it won’t budge

She’s trapped inside, can’t feel her touch

She put her hand on the glass, let out a moan

I feel you baby, right down to the bone

She’s lickin’ all wild, I’m stuck in a trance

Her eyes say it all, she’s ready to dance

Need something real hard to break the glass

So I say fuck it and drop my pants

[Chorus]

Hearse She Kisses

Hearse She Kisses

Do do do, do my missus

Hearse She Kisses

Hearse She Kisses

Off with my my britches

And Hearse She Kisses

[Bridge]

Me and the missus can’t be apart

It’s broken glass or a broken heart

I bump real hard, work through the pane

I bust on through, and fall right in

[Bridge]

Do do do do do, do do do

Do do do do do, do do do

[Chorus]

Hearse She Kisses

Hearse She Kisses

Do do do, do my missus

Hearse She Kisses

Hearse She Kisses

Off with my my britches

And Hearse She Kisses